Blog Name

I have gotten many questions on why my blog is named what it is... Actually I haven't, but I thought you'd like to know... I named it that because 1: I'm super awesome 2: I like banana nut muffins/bread etc. 3: Cheerios are pretty rad. And finally 4: Cannon is for my slogan, which is "Reading Silas Bowman's blog is like being SHOT by a super awesome banana nut cheerio comedy CANNON!" Yeah, it's THAT awesome. So, that answers the question that I decided you ask me.

Happy trails, readers!

-Silas K. Bowman

Dear, Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock....

I am excited and annoyed at the same time. I spent an hour and fourty five minutes trying to 100% a solo on Guitar Hero, (Which I did, by the way! :D) and it was FRUSTRATING. I can not even tell you how many times I got 255 out of 256 notes! But I eventually did it, after an hour and fourty five minutes. So, Guitar Hero, I have a message for you... You can go die in a hole. :)

-Silas K. Bowman

Tales from the Tavern: Trip to Northrend

Tales from the Tavern, great stories of the World of Warcraft.

It is I, Tibbens, and I am here to tell you a story of dreadful occurrences. Let us begin... I was at Stormwind Harbor, waiting for the boat to Northrend. When it got there I leaped onto it, so it didn't leave without me. Just then, I had the horrible idea of standing atop the golden, lion-shaped prow. When I got onto it, I began to slip, falling into the cold, deadly, snapper-infested, blue, digital, wavy, foamy, hypothermia causing SEA!!! I then held onto the front of the boat, hoping I would not be eaten alive by blood-thirsty Murlocs! About twelve hours later, the ship docked at the harbor of Howling Fjord and I got onto land and I had a couple bread slices and it was then, all good.

-Tibbens, the Warlock

Tales from the Tavern: Tale of the Genorous Elf

Tales from the Tavern, great stories of the World of Warcraft.

Well, there I was. Level 12 Troll Shaman. I had the worst armor possible, so I asked a nice maiden if she could spare some armor or some coins. She responded "ya lol." So she gave me some greatly enchanted armors, I was deeply grateful, but she wanted not a thing in return. So I am now a wandering Shaman with a nice mace and level 60+ enchantments that kick ass.

-Zin'lei, the Shaman.

The iPwn!

I have invented a new type of cellular device! It is called the iPwn. It is similar to the iPhone, but it's cooler and better. It looks like a fist-shaped iPhone, with an odd glove-like part on the back that you put your fist into and punch things with, and when you do, it makes the loud sound of "PWN!"

It can also be used to call people and send them punches and lines such as "You have pwns!" and "YOU JUST GOT PWN'D!!" I hope that this device will become very popular.

(Note: I was very bored and it was late at night.)

-Silas K. Pwnman

First Sabn CCC Post!

Hello! This is the first post of Sabn CCC (Super Awesome Banana Nut Cheerio Comedy Cannon. Said like: Sabben Triple C) Well, this is my first blog post and I have never done a blog before, so I might not know what to do at first, so stay tuned for more Sabn CCC!

-Silas K. Bowman

(The K stands for Kick-ass)