The iPwn!

I have invented a new type of cellular device! It is called the iPwn. It is similar to the iPhone, but it's cooler and better. It looks like a fist-shaped iPhone, with an odd glove-like part on the back that you put your fist into and punch things with, and when you do, it makes the loud sound of "PWN!"

It can also be used to call people and send them punches and lines such as "You have pwns!" and "YOU JUST GOT PWN'D!!" I hope that this device will become very popular.

(Note: I was very bored and it was late at night.)

-Silas K. Pwnman